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guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
me: you too
partybarackisinthehousetonight:

I just found this really weird mole on my hand should I get it checked ??

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

I just found this really weird mole on my hand should I get it checked ??

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

image

cheapy the cheapskate

incan-empire:

Devil’s Den - Williston, Florida

stfuandlift:

So inspired

stfuandlift:

So inspired